Eric I am patiently anticipating the lyrics to your own authored band songs. I seriously think you should have a page on your blog. You could give it a funny page name and then a serious history of the band past history. Especially if you have any pictures. Pictures taken before you were called “Old Ancestor” and instead called “Stud Dagger” – in the band “Dagger and the Spandex Demons.”
Seriously though, I’m not joking folks, he is even a semi-famous-PFC blog guest-celebrity-author, who recently wrote an article for the well known Pure Film Creative Blog. It is a high brow critic style article (a little bit on the outer edge of PG13) but rock music and fame does that to good people sometimes.
I don’t know what happened to all my old band pics, though I still have a publicity still from our press kit (with hair more like “Lacy Thundercake” up there than Old Ancestor’s). Unfortunately, I have no way to get permission from the other people in the pic to put their faces on the internet.
Eric Baker does not suffer from male-pattern baldness, as you might assume. He shaves his head. If you want to know why, just talk to him for 5 minutes. You will discover he is truly not hiding the embarrassment of hair loss. He merely idolizes Mr. Clean, an even more virile, smooth-headed, friendly man, if such a creature is possible. A bloke who is liked by everyone… except for the Jews, who fear him. Because he is goose-stepping Nazi bastard.
Bango! Lucy Thundercake!
She was(In my biased opinion) the key to the upward ascent of the psychedelic rock band, “Eric Baker Airplane,” when Signe Anderson had her love child Lilith and bailed out in 1966.
Lucy had that supple contralto voice,and as a former model, she also improved was formerly known only as “Drugs, and Rock and Roll”, by adding the most important factor “Sex.”
Once the 60 were officially about “Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll” that really made everything more fun.
Tell Lucky made dad has a tattoo of her on his back.He had to quit the ROTC because of it.
Cool, I didn’t know she worked for the anvil. Tell her she’s still hot, but the cigarette makes her look like Keith Richards.