FAQ
Here are some frequently asked questions:
1. What?
2. What time is it?
3. Hello?
4. You wanna get a cup of coffee sometime?
5. Welcome to McDonalds. Can I take your order?
If you or anyone you care about knows the answer to these questions, please call the number etched on the inside of your skull immediately!
THE ANVIL 
postadaychallenge2011 said
1. Selective hearing-I chose not to hear you.
2. There is no time, just space.
3. Ola, “Go back to mexico”
4. Coffee, tea, or me?
5. Do you want “fries” with that shake?
6. It takes one to know one.
oldancestor said
No time, just space?
Great, another neo-Einsteinian post-modern philospoher physicist with existential hang ups.
Why is that the only kind of person who ever posts here?
postadaychallenge2011 said
I am glad you and I are on the same page “Einsteinian” Minds. LOL
Cassie Behle said
Hahaha, I have only had a moment to peruse your site but upon seeing this page, I already know…
You would! I’m totally SOCL. (Sitting on the couch laughing)
oldancestor said
Wireless internet has led to quite an expansion of laughing acronyms. Thanks to phones with keyboards, people can have accidents from LWDAUMCPATST (Laughing While Driving And Using My Cell Phone At The Same Time)
Thanks for liking this page. It’s my favorite one on the whole site.
Jackie Paulson 1966 said
I am so glad we all agree to the SOCL. 🙂 LOL LOL
oldancestor said
RTUALA (Refusing To Use A Laughing Acronym)
BIDMUAATSINUALA (But I Don’t Mind Using An Acronym To Say I’m Not Using A Laughing Acronym)
Ah, forget it. Modern life is too complicated!
Jackie Paulson 1966 said
I live on another planet now. Thanks but what you write makes no sense to us here on our planet. LOL
oldancestor said
You’re on a another planet? How fast does it spin?
The Post a day challenge must be tough on a planet where a day is only three hours.
Jackie Paulson 1966 said
Ok, today I went to the store and “little old lady” thought it was sunday. Sunday Drivers…you know they drive so slow they cause accidents. Does that happen on your planet?
oldancestor said
My planet ran out of fossil fuels, so we have to walk everywhere. Even the little old ladies.