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2011: The Year in Pictures

Posted by oldancestor on June 3, 2011

Gamera the Flying Turtle monster makes triumphant return to Washington DC

These exclusive images, taken by our award-winning team of photojournalists, represent the finest in Pulitzer-prize-nominated… er, images. Because we go by the Mercurian year, which is only 88 days, we are able to bring you the year’s best pictures many months before anyone else can. Suck it, Time/Life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Splitsville! Bielzilla is no more.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Jedi weapons are no match for Darth Megalon

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Splitsville! MechaHugh in no more.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Another barrier comes crashing down: The first Smog Monster weatherman

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Megan's touch makes Godzilla overheat. We'd have just peed our pants.

18 Responses to “2011: The Year in Pictures”

  1. Woman said

    LOL!!!! YAY for life on Mars!!!

  2. See? You are Versatile….

  3. nrhatch said

    Suck it, Time/Life! 😎

  4. This had me cracking up. I think I pooped myself laughing. It was worth it!

  5. Is that a “unit” on metal Godzilla?

    • He comes with all sorts of attachments.

      Speaking of metal units, did you ever see the Japanese technological horror movie Tetsuo: Iron Man? It’s about a guy who gets cut by a piece of metal and the “infection” makes him turn into a robot. You know where I’m going with this?

  6. You have got to check out the latest Borowitz Report: http://by159w.bay159.mail.live.com/default.aspx?wa=wsignin1.0 It’s some wonderful Sarah Palin “quotes.”

  7. I did and I laughed!

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