THE ANVIL

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Celebrity look-alikes with a twist

Posted by oldancestor on November 27, 2011

I came here for the fake news and all I got was a stupid link!

 

Hey gang. You might get a laugh from an article I wrote today for Pure Film Creative, where I am a contributing writer. It’s a celebrity look-alike piece from a slightly abstract perspective.

Click here to view.

If you find yourself bitter and angry about being lured here without a fake news story to read, I hope I can appease you with this kitty cat picture. The last one was a big hit.

- Eric

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16 Responses to “Celebrity look-alikes with a twist”

  1. the Old “Bait -n-switch”….

    This was great!

  2. OMG…that kitty *cuteness overload*

  3. Eric, I love you as a writer, I love this Blog. I love the Anvil

    However deep in my heart, I will always hate you for not rolling or feeding my pet rock, once a day while I was away on vacation. Before you killed “Igneous”from gross neglect, he could sit,rollover and stay. Also, you did not bury him in my back yard. I dug a shitload of wholes back there and Igneous is not there.You probably just threw him in the trash.You strangle hookers so I know what you are capable of.
    :)

    • How cruel of you to keep a pet naked and cold like that. I was going to roll him over AFTER he grew a nice coat of moss on one side, but you had to go and report me to the humane society before that could happen. They took him away and, since you did not pick him up in the alloted week, they were forced to euthanize him. I hope you are happy, you vile monster.

      By the way, thanks for the kind words about my blog. Much appreciated.

      Monster.

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    You are out of this world, my friend!

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